BA bans Naomi Campbell in a slap to unattractive black female British supermodels everywhere

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been officially banned from flying on British Airways according to Reuters a week after she was accused of assaulting a police officer and removed from a flight at Heathrow Airport. The spoiled 37 year old was released on bond and was hoping for an amicable solution to the dispute. A spokeswoman for Campbell was quoted as saying, "Naomi has been flying with British Airways for nearly 30 years and has been a good customer." I'm sure she was a good customer, when she was 7 years old. Apparently the entire dispute was the result of Campbell's baggage being misplaced in the fiasco that is now Terminal 5 at Heathrow. Actually, I think this is the first good thing to come out of T5.

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